A SOBERING INDEPENDENCE DAY EXPERIENCE

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Whew, I could be a new citizen of the U.S. Or, if re-tested, maybe I won’t be sent back to Brazil where I was born (to American parents abroad.) For the record, I aced Senior Civics with Mrs. Jackson, Ashland (VA) High School, Class of 1949.
So, I took the sample test published in The Washington Post: ten questions; get six right or you flunk. This is half of the new-citizen test; the other half requires demonstrating you understand English.
Applicants are given a list of 100 questions (whew again;) The Post chose ten.
A history buff who is absolutely, totally absorbed in politics today, I figured this would be a snap. Wrong.
I missed the two longest rivers in the U.S., the one “U.S.-only citizen right,” and most embarrassingly 😱 — who wrote the Declaration of Independence.
Mrs. Jackson is turning over in her grave.

